“Dropped my friend off at her house, she offered me money for the petrol but I declined. Got home and found a screw in my tyre, could have used that money now”

“Had my girlfriend over to meet my family- ended in chaos and pizza murder“

“When you’ve held back diarrhea as long as you can only to find this and a door lock that just spins in place and doesn’t lock…”

“The air quality in my house is worse than the smog in most cities.”

“Today I had to clean this up”

“Choked on hard candy, passed out, and landed on my face so hard I caused a distal nasal fracture”

“Had a brain fart and put the wine in the freezer”

“Air fryer blew my last 2 slices of cheese off my burgers”

“My wife tried to move out trailer without removing the wheel lock first. Now the locking mechanism is broke and I can’t figure out how to take it off .”

“I accidentally left milk in my car for a week. My whole car smells like cheese.”

“Thought I had food poisoning, turns out I need to have my appendix removed.”

"Dog ate my car"

"Workmates made a birthday “party” to me at the office. They didn’t realize I work the Night Shift. They ate and celebrated it without me."

"Guess someone's gonna be late for work."

"Deer hit my car on my wife’s due date for our third child."

"One rain and all the coal dust in the chimney is now in our new home"

"My moms 16 year old crockpot exploded"

"The pie I bought is all crumb and no berries"

"My friends view for NXT. Paid £250 for this."

"This sandwich I just bought"